"Stop us if you've heard this one before ... a sex tape featuring Tila Tequila will hit the internet in the next few weeks -- except this time she's getting it on with a guy ... and the new tape is VERY HARDCORE.

TMZ has learned Vivid Entertainment obtained footage of Tila recently banging on camera ... and they plan to release the video just in time for Christmas. Stocking stuffers, anyone?

We saw the footage -- calling it "hardcore" is an understatement ... especially compared to her last tape, which was an all-girl affair.

Tila isn't saying if she signed off on the tape -- but since it's being released to the public ... you do the math."

-TMZ

I guess instead of suicide, getting hardcore pummeled floats Ms. Tequila's boat. To each their own, I suppose...

Miley Cyrus would like us all to "Free the Nipple."

On Wednesday (Dec. 11), the 21-year-old singer took to Twitter to support the "Free the Nipple" campaign by posting a photo of herself holding a large, fake nipple over her left eye.

The campaign was started by activists "appalled by [the] American media’s glorification of violence and repression of nudity," and it aims to "decriminalize the female body" and "protest the backwards censorship laws in the US," according to its Facebook page.

It's something Cyrus has spoken about before, as the singer has faced censorship in her own life.

"America is just so weird in what they think is right and wrong. Like, I was watching 'Breaking Bad' the other day, and they were cooking meth. I could literally cook meth because of that show. It's a how-to," she told Rolling Stone in September. "And then they bleeped out the word 'f--k.' And I'm like, really? They killed a guy, and disintegrated his body in acid, but you're not allowed to say 'f--k'? It's like when they bleeped 'molly' at the VMAs. Look what I'm doing up here right now, and you're going to bleep out 'molly'? Whatever."

- Huffington Post

Ah, finally Ms. Cyrus and I see eye-to-eye on an issue. It's not about drugs or her music, but rather about the support of nudity. I knew we'd eventually connect on some level Miley. She brings up a valid point. They show violence and gore on T.V., but for some reason they can't show a little nip-slip? Seems a little backwards, don't you think? Something as natural as a boob cannot be shown on television, but they can show people cooking meth and blasting somebody with a Colt 45. at point blank range. Also, while I'm on the topic of nudity, why don't more actresses do nude scenes? James Bond is badass to begin with, but imagine how much more AWESOME the 007 movies would be if the Bond girl had a nude scene?! #FREETHENIPPLE!

The iWatch rumor mill has grown suspiciously quiet over the past month, but the latest report might be the most exciting and substantial yet. According to C Technology, inside sources say that Apple’s smartwatch will be revealed alongside the next iPhone in October 2014. The report also states that Apple is making solid progress with its wearable prototypes, which currently feature 100 mAh batteries and the ability to charge wirelessly from up to one meter away from the charging station. As C Technology points out, the battery seems oddly small in its current state, especially considering the 315 mAh battery in the Galaxy Gear. Of course, this is only a prototype, and the battery will likely see an increase in size in the final model. That said, despite the larger battery of the Galaxy Gear, plugging the Gear into its charging cradle is a nightmare, so the wireless charging capabilities of the iWatch will be a welcome change.

-  BGR.COM

Want it. Need it. I'll be the first to admit I'm a complete sucker for Apple products. MacBooks, iPhones, and if I wasn't a broke peasant, I'd have an iPad. Just love how well their products work together and how simple they work. Honestly, a soft reset fixes, like, every damn issue with my iPhone. The iWatch is now my most anticipated item of 2014. I am going to begin saving for this beginning TODAY. Oh, and wireless charging? Point- Apple. Such a boss-looking prototype. I need this in my life and I needed it yesterday.

This is why sports are essential to life. People who argue that sports aren't important because "athletes don't do anything for them, so why should they spend their money on them?"  can blow it out of their ass. Because sports bring this kind of joy to kids pretty much every day. it just so happens a photographer caught this at the perfect moment, but I can almost guarantee this is a common occurrence at most sporting events. Chalk this one up as yet another reason sports are the greatest thing on Earth.

LAKE BUENA VISTA, Fla. -- Could Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson be a two-sport star? Does he want to play baseball after his NFL career is finished?

The Texas Rangers made a surprise pick in the minor league phase of the Rule 5 draft, normally an event that simply ends baseball's winter meetings with little fanfare.

On Thursday at Walt Disney World, the Rangers decided they wanted some of the Wilson magic on their team and selected the former second baseman, taking him from the Colorado Rockiessystem. It cost them $12,000 to do so, and he goes on the club's restricted list because he's in the NFL.

Wilson squashed any chance of being a two-sport star.

"I love baseball. It's a relaxing sport and a good sport. I've played it my whole life. But football is my first love," he said.

While he has no interest in pursuing a baseball career, Deion Sanders -- a former two-sport star -- thinks Wilson should take a look at it.

The Rangers know Wilson is settling in to a successful career as the signal-caller for a Super Bowl contender, but they like Wilson's character and athletic ability. Even if baseball isn't in Wilson's future, the Rangers want him around.

General manager Jon Daniels called Wilson -- impressed that the quarterback was working out at 6:30 a.m. PT, shortly after the Rangers made the pick -- and told him the club wasn't trying to distract him from his current job.


"We talk to our scouts about the makeup we want of our players and the work ethic it takes to win, and Russell Wilson has been an example of that," Daniels said. "He has off-the-charts character and focus.

"We want to be respectful of where he's at right now. I got a chance to talk to him, and he was excited. We wanted to welcome him to the organization and told him, 'Don't be insulted if you don't hear from us again until you're done playing because we don't want to get in the way of what you've got going on.'"

Wilson, however, expressed a desire to come to spring training and work out.

"I'm sure I'll go down there for spring training and just talk to some of their players and hang out some," Wilson said. "It'll be kinda cool. But that's down the road. I'm trying to win a game this week."

Daniels said the spring training invite is open-ended. If Wilson wants to do more than that, he certainly can.

"Everything you see and read about him and seeing him play on Sundays, you hear about the work ethic, the person," Rangers assistant general manager A.J. Preller said. "I think that's going to be a positive message for all of our players in our system, our coaches, everybody to have somebody like that around.

"At the end of the day, if he decides it's not something he wants to come back and do full time, just having him around, having him talk to a group, I think there's definitely positives in all that."

The Rangers scouted Wilson in high school and college and considered him to be an athletic second baseman. Preller described him as a player with "good hands, [is a] solid runner and a guy that we thought before the draft that could bounce around to different positions."

"We feel like if he ever decided he wanted to come back and play again, he'd be a guy that we'd want in our system with us and see him develop," Preller said. "The biggest thing that intrigued us on Russell from afar is the makeup. I think the way he goes about his business, the professionalism, the competitor, [that's] the message that we try to preach throughout our organization.

"At the end of the day, he obviously has a lot bigger things that he's working on right now and we don't want to interrupt that aspect of it, but if at some point down the road he decides he wants to do the baseball thing again, we felt like it would be a positive to have him with us."

Wilson was selected in the fourth round of the 2010 draft by Colorado -- he was taken in the 41st round by the Baltimore Orioles in 2007 out of high school but opted to go to NC State -- and signed with the Rockies. Once he received nearly $3 million from the Seahawks, he had to return part of his $200,000 signing bonus.

Wilson hit .229 with five homers and 19 stolen bases, striking out 118 times, in Class A in parts of the 2010 and '11 seasons.

The Rangers' scouting department believes strongly in acquiring good athletes and isn't hesitant to draft some who play other sports. Texas acquired the rights to Ricky Williams from Montreal after the Expos had taken him in the Rule 5 draft in 1998, even though the Texas running back and Heisman Trophy winner was likely headed for a career in the NFL.

The team has also selected wide receiver Riley Cooper and most recently quarterback Jameis Winston, the heavy Heisman favorite who will lead top-ranked Florida State against No. 2 Auburn in the Vizio BCS National Championship on Jan. 6.

- ESPN

I am completely fed up with Russell Wilson. There, I said it. I'm one of those idiots who believes there is a height requirement for quarterbacks and Russell just isn't tall enough to be liked by me. My judgement of quarterback is kind of like roller coasters height limits: "You must be 6'3" to be liked by Dave". Everybody gets rock hard for him because he's such a hard worker and he is quarterback of a "Super-Bowl caliber" team. Boooorrrringggg. Not impressed Russell. Quit being such a goody-two-shoes. As for the Rangers signing him, what a dumb move. "He has off-the-chart character and focus". Do you know how many baseball players also have those same characteristics, but don't get even get a shot in the minors? Yet they pay $12,000 to sign him, knowing he will never play for a damn second. Give me that $12,000 and I'd get the Texas Rangers logo tattooed on my ass. I'd at least be advertising for your team for the remainder of my lifetime, not just a complete waste of 12 stacks (yes, I said stacks. I'm beginning to believe if I talk like a rapper, maybe the money that rapper's make will follow). Screw you Texas Rangers, and most of all, screw you Russell Wilson.

P.S.- Oh, and his wife is a bombshell. I hate you Russell Wilson. Just as much as Michael Scott hates Toby. Why are you the way that you are Russell?

According to the Chicago Tribune, “MTV’s controversial show ’16 and Pregnant’ is unwelcome in Tinley Park, as village officials and school leaders have pushed back against possible filming in the community.”

The show wanted to film at a local restaurant, and Tinley Park Mayor Ed Zabrocki let the owner know that MTV’s cameras are not welcome on any property in Tinley Park.

Zabrocki said, “I heard wind of it, and that’s when I went and said, ‘I don’t want any of our village buildings used in it,”

In addition, Andrew High School officials also would not allow the show to film on campus.

The school principal Bob Nolting said, “There was a request made in August for (Andrew) to allow them to shoot on campus regarding a young lady they may be featuring in their show. We denied that request and have not worked with them or the family any further.”

- Chicago Tribune

Never thought I'd say this during my lifetime...but two thumbs up for Tinley Park. I'm not a saint myself, but 16 & Pregnant might be the worst T.V. show of all time. We all know how easily teenage girls are influenced by the things around them and this damn show glorifies teenage pregnancy. The girls on these shows end up on the covers of US Weekly and People and become celebrities. Early-teen girls aim to be famous and when they see girls (who are pregnant at the age of 16) on the covers of magazines and on MTV, that's how they think they can achieve stardom. Shame on MTV for airing this junk consistently. Between Teen Mom and 16 and Pregnant, MTV has the two worst T.V. shows currently on air. That's why I applaude Tinley Park. Take a stand to these assholes. These manipulative sons-of-bitches who exploit teen mothers who are in terrible situations to return a profit for themselves. Kudos to you Tinley Park. Over Christmas break, I promise you I will visit the bars on Oak Park Ave. in order to generate your city a little bit more revenue (I mean, buying 6 $2 Coors Light's will give the city, like, 2/10 of a cent right? It's the thought that counts anyways.)

Every time winter rolls around, I regret not investing in a remote start for my car. I live in Chicago, so the winters' here are brutal. Now some of you are probably being typical dumb Americans and saying "Oh, you live in Chicago, aren't you used to the cold winters you pansy?" No, you imbecile. No human being can just get accustomed to 30 degree changes in temperature at any given time while it frequently drops below 0 degrees. But I digress. Back to the matter at hand...I will easily go out of my way in the winter just to make sure I get my car started for at least seven minutes before I enter the Korean Street Rocket (That's my car's name...I know, it's badass). Now, there's always those hard-asses who wear shorts in the winter (we all know that asshole) that will say I'm being a pussy. Well I've got two words for you pal...Frost. Bite. To the grammar police, I know that's one word, but I wanted to put emphasis on how intense it is. An example of frostbite is shown below:

See that sick shit?!?! Looks like the damn black foot in Mr. Deeds. And I hope that all of you brainless fools who wear shorts in the winter and don't start your car before entrance contract this disease to your lesson. Obviously in emergency situations this may not be possible, but you best believe if I'm ever forced to rush anywhere in the winter, I will think of all possible alternatives so that I can warm up my car.

This is the perfect way to end your finals week. This video is long, but well worth your while. Conan has got to be one of the most underrated late night hosts. I'd go Kimmel, then Conan, then Fallon. Letterman and Leno are too old to even be mentioned. I highly suggest watching this if you want to get a good laugh going this morning. From here on out, Edward "fourth-hands" is now Edward "fo-t- hands". Oh, and the way Conan lays a beat is EXACTLY how I would lay a beat. Absolutely hysterical. 

Alright, I confess. I laugh at this commercial every single time I see it. And if you think that loving this commercial makes me gay, consider me a younger and better looking Ricky Martin. I can't put my finger on what makes it so damn hilarious to me, but it's inevitable. I crack up every time I see tees six bros just swinging their junk and making music. In my defense, I'm a simple man and it doesn't take much to make me laugh, but I think this is the greatest Christmas commercial I have ever seen. If you think otherwise, prove it. Send me the video and I'll watch it. I'll be 110% honest with you. If it's funnier than this, I will be absolutely stunned.

When Michael and Nova Smith didn't get the hash browns they ordered at McDonald's, they did more than chew out the employees, they allegedly called 911.

The couple ordered two breakfast meals from a Mesa, Ariz., McDonalds, and when they noticed the missing potatoes, they got fried themselves and Nova went inside to confront managers.

“It’s a meal. Just like you should get fries with your hamburger, we should have got our hash browns with our breakfast sandwiches.” Nova Smith told ABC15 on Tuesday.

Smith said when McDonalds employees refused to give her the hash browns or refund her money she said she threw her food in their direction.

"And that was out of frustration which I probably shouldn't have done, but I did. Fighting over $2 of hash browns is ridiculous. It is ridiculous to have to fight that hard just to get customer service," she griped.

Michael Smith was just as miffed. He says he called 911, then walked behind the counter to confront the manager.

“I just was barely able to hold myself back,” he said, according to WCPO-TV. “And if not for the 911 call operator calling me back, I probably would have went berserk on him.”

A store employee and another customer also called 911.

A manager at the McDonald's said the Smith's problems could have happened because the location had just opened and new employees may have made a mistake, according to the New York Daily News. The manager also said employees were trying to correct things when the Smiths became enraged.

The Smiths were cited for assault and disorderly conduct for throwing food at employees, the Associated Press reported.


- Huffington Post

Shockingly, I understand this couples' point. McDonald's breakfast without hash browns is like having peanut butter, but not jelly. Only bonafide psychos eat peanut butter sandwiches. Same goes for McDonald's breakfast. Hash browns are a must have for McDonald's. Whether you get a Sausage, Egg, and Cheese McGriddle (breakfast of champions, btw) or a Bacon & Egg Croissant, you absolutely, positively need to get hash browns. And these people didn't. Would I have reacted like them? By calling 911 and throwing food? No. But I bet my roommate who took a trip to Mickey D's at 6:00 A.M. after pulling an all-nighter would if he didn't get his hash browns. And I don't blame him. McDonald's breakfast can make or break somebody's morning. If you get up in time to make it before 10:30 (which is a feat on the weekends), you're more excited than Charlie Sheen in a whorehouse. But just as easily as you get excited, you can get heartbroken without your hash browns. "McDonald's giveth and McDonald's taketh away."- Dave the Dude.